ZERO Fucks to give!

I have ZERO fucks to give about a lot of things and a lot of people and shit that they do! Why? Because people do a lot of shitty things, say a lot of shitty things and are 90% of the time two-faced. So, I have ZERO shits to give about people like that and patience for their bullshit.

I have ZERO shits to give when you call me in to come to work for you on the drop of a hat when you're business is going DOWN hill FAST and you decide you don't need me anymore, without any notice. If I drop everything, come keep your business open and you shoo me away when you get someone else to come work... for FREE (which is ILLEGAL!) then yeah, I have ZERO fucks to give about you any more and your business. Next time your ship is sinking and you need someone to save your ass, you're on your own pal!

I have ZERO fucks to give when people talk shit about me and think they know me and my life. It actually amuses me and makes me laugh. I am one of the MOST guarded people you'll ever meet. I rarely let ANYONE into my world, thoughts, life and or feelings. I act like a STONE COLD BITCH So no one bothers me. It's the best way to keep shitty people out of your life. If they want to pretend they know me, know shit about my life, what I do, what I am doing, WHO I am doing or not doing, where I go, how I get there, why I go there, etc... they can PRETEND all they want but, UNLESS they hear it from ME directly, they don't know SHIT and I promise you, they do NOT have the correct information. If they think, "Oh, her Aunt is family, they talk so I know what's going on because her Aunt told me," I LAUGH at your asses!!! My aunt and I don't talk nearly as much as you'd like to think and I next to ever tell her anything about my life. My life is my private life and unless I want people to know shit, I don't say shit. ASSUME away because you ALL look like ASSES in the end.

I have ZERO fucks to give about your DRAMA! I don't like drama, don't want drama, don't start drama. If I want some drama in my life, I will watch some bullshit on Netflix. Don't come telling me shit about someone down the road who is fucking someone else while her husband is away because I have ZERO fucks to give about it. It's not my husband, not my life, I don't care. Don't come telling me anything that isn't directly involving myself or my kids because I don't give ANY fucks about it. I am sorry it may sound mean and heartless, and maybe it is but, I come first, my kids come first and anything else doesn't matter. Don't get me wrong, I care about my friends and family but, if they start drama, I tell them the exact same shit... TAKE YOUR DRAMA AND SHOVE IT!

I have ZERO fucks to give about the dumb ass friend who is a chronic alcoholic and drinks and drives. He will end up in jail one day or dead. If he doesn't want to grow the fuck up, put down the fucking beers and act like a god damn adult, that is HIS problem. When he REFUSES to listen to anyone around him, that's HIS problem. Don't expect ME to get into his vehicle ever or to even continue to be your friend. I have shit I want to live for in life and don't want to die behind the wheel of a drunk driver. Though, knowing my luck it will be ME that his drunk ass hits one night and kills. Then maybe HE will have fucks to give!

I have ZERO fucks to give when you LIE to me CONSTANTLY! When you think I believe that you're not fucking someone and you're not dating someone when you're living with them and getting money from them, driving their kids around and MAGICALLY not able to text unless you're not AROUND them. I have ZERO fucks to give any more. I don't care if you are fucking someone. Stick your dick where you want it stuck and make it feel good! All the power to you. I care that I don't mean anything to you because it's so easy to LIE to me. I care that I am not respected enough for you to be honest with me. I care that I don't deserve the truth from someone. My FUCKS left the room when the lies started. If you think that I expect someone to not have sex when I am not around, NO! I am not that way. And what right would I have to say NOT to fuck someone when we are NOT dating?! That would not make any sense, would it? I would rather see someone HAPPY than to sit around waiting for someone else. I would rather know they're happy than sadly waiting for someone else. I would also rather be told the truth. I wouldn't be angry, disappointed and or vengeful. I am not that kind of person. I am a nice, sweet, thoughtful person... Until pushed in corners, pissed off and feeling threatened. Then I am a COLD HEARTED MEAN AS FUCK BITCH!!

I have ZERO fucks to give if you're a man whore. It has NO impact on me who you fuck, when you fuck them, where you fuck them, how you fuck them and how many times you fuck them and how many you fuck. I don't give a fuck! (Can you count the fucks I have in there?) I have ZERO fucks where you stick your dick and with who and how many. Because I am better than that and better than you, obviously. I don't spread my legs like butter, I am not a fucking whore and I won't just open to anyone like 7/eleven! I have more PRIDE in myself and my body! If you think you can call me up for a fucking booty call, then sorry wannabe player, you have to do better than that! I have more to offer myself and a GOOD MAN than just a night of sex where they ain't gonna remember me or my name the next day. And if you think I am gonna be your FUCK FRIEND, I have no FUCKS for you! Sorry! My body and bed don't want your sorry ass. I have enough friends, thanks. I don't need a fuck friend. I want a REAL MAN, not some bullshit BOY TOY and that's is EXACTLY what your bitch ass is if you're hitting 40 and are running around like a MAN WHORE having FUCK FRIENDS.

I have ZERO fucks to give about the people who run around pretending to be your friend and only come around talking to you when they want and or need something. Bitch, my ass ain't no store, doesn't say WALMART on the door, FUCK OFF! If you don't want to be a REAL FRIEND, then you ain't SHIT to me. I have no time for it. I have a friend that lives more than 3000 miles away from me, who I've known for 21 years! We met in 1996!!! We don't talk everyday yet when we talk it's like we just spoke 5 minutes ago. We don't skip a beat. Friendships like that are so hard to find and last a lifetime. I love her like she is family. She IS a family. Touch her and you have to deal with ME! Hurt her and EXPECT me to come FUCK YOU UP! No one touches or hurts my Lil sister! Now, I have another friend who I have known since I was 12, and we talk nearly every day but don't see each other much. That is because she is hard to be around. She is very ... I don't even have a word for her. But, if you met her, you'd understand. However, she is still a lifelong friend. Once you've known someone that long... you stay friends.

I have ZERO fucks to give for a lot of shit, as I said at the start. If you need someone to have some fucks to offer you, I suggest you go someplace else, you won't find any fucks here.