MAN THE FUCK UP!!! GOD!!!

                       MAN THE FUCK UP!!! GOD!! 

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!! 

I am so fucking sick and tired of these MAN CHILDREN running around acting like the fucking world and everyone around them OWES them something. NO ONE OWES YOU SHIT!!! FUCK!! If you're in your 20's, have a place of your own; be it an apartment, room you rent, house, whatever, if you're no longer living at home with Mommy and Daddy, then you are a fucking ADULT and need to damn well start acting as such. Also, if the mom of your baby tells you that she can't or WON'T do something and YOU are perfectly capable of doing it, do NOT be a fucking BABY and suck the fuck out, ignore her for days! You're already NOT paying for your fucking kid, you're not paying for FUCK ALL! So, if she says she doesn't have spare gas for her car or spare money because she spends it like a MATURE person on rent, bills, your CHILD... FUCK OFF with the immature horse shit of being a fucking SUCK! MAN THE FUCK UP!! Let your BALLS DROP and become a MAN! 

Your Mom and Dad are no longer here to wipe your ass, feed you, care for you, pay your bills or pamper you. You're an adult, you need to do these things all on your own. If you can't do these things on your own, figure it out!! It's really NOT that hard to ADULT. You wake your ass up each and every day, shower, brush your teeth, make your bed, do your laundry, clean your house, feed yourself, feed your pets if you have any, take care of your kids if you have any, and go to work; you go make money for yourself so you can pay your bills, your rent and buy yourself shit like a car, furniture, etc... That's how ADULTING works. You NO LONGER get to cry to mom and dad that you don't have this, you don't have that, you need this, want that... GO OUT AND FUCKING EARN YOUR MONEY and get things your DAMN SELF!!! 

If you have a child, TAKE CARE OF YOUR FUCKING KID(s)!!! HOLY SHIT!!! This part REALLY PISSES me off. If you have a child or children you now need to get OFF YOUR LAZY ASS and GET A FUCKING JOB and care for that child. I don't care if you're in a relationship with the person you had a kid with or not, it's STILL your JOB to care for that child you helped create. Not like the kid ASKED to be here. NO! You were STUPID enough NOT to use any kind of protection and created this child. And, it's 2020, there is NOT an excuse to NOT use some sort of protection. I don't care WTF your excuse is; it's INVALID. There are so many forms of protection and options out there to NOT get pregnant if you DO... that's 100% on YOU! 

It's time to put CHILDISH ways aside and be a fucking MAN!! You put down the video game controller, put your bikes away, you get up and out of bed at a regular, respectable hour, wear CLEAN, respectable clothes, clean your ass up and GO FIND A FUCKING JOB!!! Why does it so often fall on the Mother's shoulders to care for these kids that TWO people create? Why do these MAN CHILDREN get away with NOT paying a fucking DIME for these kids??? NOT okay!! 

Men will work under the table to make cash, so it can NOT be garnished and sent to the mom for support. They'll put their belongings and pay cheques in OTHER people's names or cash them at places like Money Mart, so they can't be garnished or traced. That way these LOW LIFE men can get away with having money and not caring for these kids. 

Some women are just as bad. I am NOT sexist on this. Some women are STUPID as FUCK and don't take proper precautions to protect themselves from having unexpected and unwanted kids. They are just as responsible as the men are for using protection. But these same women will ALLOW these men to NOT pay them support, NOT take care of the kids yet, they'll still ALLOW these pathetic men to SPEND TIME with the children. 

YES, it does come down to money! Without money, you can't buy your children's diapers, wipes, shoes, clothes, strollers, cribs, FOOD, etc... Kids cost a small fortune to raise. If you can STICK YOUR DICK in a hole and get a chick pregnant, you can help PAY for and RAISE that child. 

There's no GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card here. This kid will be here if you are or not. Don't make them RESENT your ass because they WILL! 

Time to GROW THE FUCK UP and put on your big boy panties and stop sucking your thumb. If you can't handle the responsibility of raising and paying for a child you helped create, you need to keep your DICK in your PANTS and keep the PALM SISTERS close by! Kids should NEVER have to pay for your IGNORANCE and IMMATURITY! They shouldn't have to suffer and struggle because you're a fucking IDIOT and immature DOUCHE! If you're selfish and put YOURSELF first, and buy video games, bike parts, car parts and WON'T get a job... You my friend are a PRICK! Easy as that. 

MAN the FUCK UP!! Do you really think a baby can raise itself? Do you really believe they live off air, rainbows and Unicorn shit? Maybe YOU live that way but a child does not. Get off your LAZY MOTHER FUCKING ASS!!! There's no excuse someone who lives in a city of over a MILLION people, can't find a fucking job unless they're LAZY, USELESS and are NOT looking! Fuck, in a city that big, you could find a job down the street. Look at gas stations, warehouses, box stores, bike shops, restaurants, ANYWHERE... I'm sure a 23-year-old man who is in good shape can work almost anywhere. Why the FUCK should taxpayers PAY for someone to stay at home for NO REASON other than being a LAZY FUCK?!?! Stop living out of the pockets of the taxpayers. Where the FUCK do you think the money comes from for you to live off WELFARE!?!? It doesn't just magically POOF out of nowhere. It comes from the provincial taxpayers. Unless you have a mental or physical disability, you have NO excuse to live off Welfare! GET A JOB!! SERIOUSLY!! 

Fuck, be a DAD!! Stop being a child when you have a child. You can take your child out and do things with them. You can buy them things and care for them all yourself. Stop having mom and dad do the work for you. You created the child, you can care for the child or just... FUCK RIGHT OFF!! I mean, if you're going to be a part-time dad, a useless dad, walk the fuck away. Don't hurt the kid in the process of being a lifetime FUCK UP! 

Don't show your child that they don't matter. Don't put them on a fucking shelf like you do a decoration or a toy, to use or look at later. Kids learn and know when they're not a priority in your life and it affects them emotionally. And women, STOP allowing men to be lazy FUCKS that are IN and OUT of their kid's lives over and over again. Stop allowing the cycle to continue. If they're not interested in being a full-time parent, why do they get to have the ability to fuck with said child? You are JUST as bad if you allow this to happen over and over again. You are perfectly capable of raising a child respectfully on your own. You do not "NEED" this man. You are strong enough and willing enough to raise kids yourself if the men are disinterested. 

I've had men in my life act in such ways and I let them know it wasn't okay or going to continue. When it affected my kid(s) emotionally, that was it. It ENDED. I made sure of it. I didn't wait around for these pathetic man-children to get their shit together. I had to soon as I was pregnant. There was no more fucking around. My life was completely different, for the better once I was pregnant; my life was never the same again and I am perfectly happy about that. I can't imagine my life without my kids in it BUT, I CAN imagine and KNOW what life is like without their father and I am okay with that. 

The parent isn't just a title, you have to EARN that shit and live the life of a parent. It's not easy and it's a FOREVER job.