WTF were they wearing Monday

WTF were they wearing Monday. 

I am going to do a blog every Monday titled WTF were they wearing Monday. 

It's going to be dedicated to the craziest, weirdest, funniest fashions that celebrities have been seen wearing and I'll compare them to other funny things or people their outfits look like. 

I'll start this week with the Grammy awards. There was some pretty crazy outfits worn there. 

Let me start with the trend of these ridiculous long, fake nails. You look CRAZY!!  This trend needs to just stop. I don't know why it started or how but end it, now! How do you wipe your ass with those nails? How do you do anything? You know you're supposed to trim them and file them; right? They look completely STUPID!!! 

You know what these nails remind me of? A sloth. They look like sloth nails. Like you're gonna climb a tree and hide your ass up there eating bugs. Get rid of these stupid nails. They are not trendy, cute, sexy or fashionable. They are stupid. S.T.U.P.I.D. 

See the resemblance? I hope so. Do you see how foolish you look now? Good!! Now, move on to a nail trend that actually is cute, sexy and where you're able to do things for yourself. 

Now, the Grammy awards fashion 2020... Holy fashion no no's. What were some of these celebrities thinking? Do they not look in the mirror? Do they not have a stylist or anyone to say, "OH, HELL NO!!!" Come on... 

Ariana Grande, what was she thinking? Her dress was grey, poofy as fuck and over the top! 

Did she get her inspiration while in the shower? She looks like a shower poof and not in a good way! 

Why would she want to dress like a shower poof? She's young, thin, and I'm sure she has fashion designers coming out the ass who'd love to dress her. Why pick such a bleak colour? Why wear something so huge and silly looking? Why not dress for your body and age? SMH... Her dress was Grande that's for sure. 

Then there was this guy, I don't know who he is but... 

A huge WTF???? The blue is overload, the outfit is insane looking. The fringe is just too much. He looks like he's wearing either a really bad rain coat with rain falling down it ... 

OR... like he's a terrible looking lamp shade...

Yeah, I know you see it! He definitely needs a NO person in his life. Someone to say no to wearing something that makes him look like a lamp you'd find in your Grandma's house. 

And then there was these two... 

Keep your politics out of the award shows, seriously. We don't care what your political stance is. The first lady looks like the worst bat or map I've ever seen!! 

Don't ever wear a map as a dress or have your political statement printed on your clothes. It's bad fashion and no one cares. 

The second girl in the chaps... What the hell???  First off she has the body of a teenage boy! She has no hips, no shape to her and her ass is not a sexy ass we want to see. 

Secondly, did a drunk cowboy lend her his chaps and say, "This looks mighty fine, doll face???" 

If he did, don't take his advice, he's drunk and thinks anything looks good, before he passed out!! 

OR, 

Did she borrow the outfit from an ugly ass stripper that retired her costumes?? You know what guys think of ugly strippers??? ...

They get scared!! Very, VERY scared and they freeze like deer in headlights! They don't want your ass coming near them and they sure as hell won't waste their dollars tipping you!!! 

Lastly, I know many of you are Billie Eilish fans, I was until she became a super weirdo with her super weirdo clothes. I don't care if they're name brand like Gucci, Prada or whatever, she looks 100% stupid. 

WHY??? Why doesn't she wear clothes that fit her body? I know she's all, "body shamers" and shit but, come on!! She looks like she's either hiding from the Wuhan virus outbreak...

Yeah, see... she looks like she's wearing the mask to protect her from the Wuhan Virus outbreak. OR, she looks like she's trying out to be in the Insane Clown Possy band! And I highly suggest she doesn't ever be part of that insane band. 

These guys for sure have zero fashion taste and are just frightening to look at, Billie would fit right in with them. 

OR

She looks like she borrowed her Grandpa's pijama's instead of finding herself something cute or sexy to wear. At least she could go home after the award show and just hop right on into bed. 

Grandpa wants his pijama's back, and washed! 

That concludes our FIRST episode of WTF were they wearing Monday! 

Have yourself a day you deserve!