Bitch mode on!!!

Have you ever had one of those days where you wake up and you just know it's going to be one of those days? One of those days where you just know if someone says the wrong thing, does the wrong thing or even looks at you the wrong way, you're gonna snap! 

I have those days, much too often. If you think it's annoying for you to deal with, try being the one with the stupid mood. LOL.

I get annoyed when men will ask if I'm on my period because I'm moody... NO BITCH, I'm moody just because I'm moody and a girl, I don't know why I'm moody, I'm fucking moody to be moody. Maybe I'm moody because you're asking if I'm moody OR... OR... maybe I'm moody because I'm bat shit crazy and you need to run before I stab you in the eye with a spoon!! LMAO!!!

I get really bitchy when people disrespect me. I cannot stand to be disrespected. I don't like to be spoken down to or treated like I am less than you or that you're better than me or that I don't know enough because, believe me, I know A LOT!!! I know a lot about nothing, a lot about you, a lot about the people down the street, a lot about the guy who checks his mail every day at exactly 11:32am, a lot about the guy who works at Tim Horton's, a lot about the cab driver, the grocery store clerk, gas station attendant, about writing, poetry, writing erotica, home schooling... the list goes on and on about what I know a lot about. I don't act like an arrogant ass though, because arrogance makes you ugly and I'd rather not be an arrogant, ugly ass.

People learn my limits fast. I don't tolerate liars, thieves or anyone who talks any kind of shit about me or my family and you don't fuck with my kids in any way shape or form. THAT MAKES ME REALLY BITCHY!!! 

Like for example, my youngest son had this friend that would come play, have sleep overs, have meals with us, go places with us, etc... he seemed like a half decent kid until, my son's shit started to go missing and this kid was going out and asking people for money, asking strangers for money! He'd lie like he was breathing, hit, kick, bite, etc... he turned out to be a really bad kid!! I told his mother I don't want him to come around any more because I won't tolerate thieves in my house. I work hard to get my kids the things they want and need and I won't have her kid in my house stealing shit because she can't or won't get her kids things they need or want. I've given this kid a ton of clothes that no longer fit my kids; brand name clothes. I could have donated them but instead, I gave them to her kid. Did I even get so much as a fucking thank you? FUCK NO!! UNGRATEFUL BITCH! When I told her to teach her kid not to steal and be a better parent, she didn't say fuck all. I mean I don't really expect much from someone whose husband is in jail, sister was in jail and is fucking the guy down the street not two weeks after her husband was thrown in jail.
Our kids would go to Sunday school together, not any more. I've switched my kids to the other church down the street, as to not have to deal with her terrible kids and their terrible influence. Maybe she doesn't care if her son follows in his dad's footsteps and ends up in jail but my kids are not going to be that way. They'll follow their dreams and do good things in life.

Man, she made me bitchy today!

I am 100% that bitch that will call you out on all your bullshit, lies and stank ass-ness, and I don't care when, how, or where I do it. I don't care if it makes you uncomfortable or embarrassed, If you've crossed me, you're going to know you've pissed me off and made me super bitchy. So will everyone else who is in the vicinity of hearing me call your ass out.

This here pisses me off to no end... STUPID ASS PEOPLE DOING STUPID ASS SHIT! Like, is it really that hard for you to use your brain for what it's supposed to be used for? It's not just a decoration or a fucking bongo!! Think before you speak and think before you act! I shouldn't have to tell people the same thing 10 times before it sinks in that "hey, maybe I should do this or try that or go here or don't go there." I don't say things out of my ass, I say things for a damn reason; because I know!! Because I've had experience in what you're about to do or get yourself into. I was a stupid ass teenager, I know what you're trying to get away with, thinking and wanting to do. You can't fool my ass. I was a bad, unattended teenage girl in Calgary, I was drinking, smoking weed, having sex, being a fucking FUCKTARD!!! Anything you think you're going to get away with doing... not gonna happen honey.


And lies, omg don't try to lie to me. I know when you're ass is lying. I can see right through your bullshit. Don't make me go all bitchy on your ass and call you out on your lies; I will. I don't care. I love seeing idiots squirm because they're caught in a lie.

Yes, I am just as blunt and viciously moody with my friends and family as I am here, on my blog. That's why they love me. Because I am brutally honest. They know they'll get the truth from me no matter what, even if it hurts a bit or a lot. They know they can fully depend on the truth from me. If you're in my inner circle of friends, be glad you're not on the outside, because if you're on the outside, I'm even more vicious than you know. I am super moody and bitchy with those I don't like and I'll make sure you damn well know I don't like your ass. If you've gotten me to that point of me treating you like shit, it's because I'm treating you accordingly. You've done something to royally piss me off. I don't do second chances, either. Fuck that shit. You piss me off, you're done.

This bitch is one moody bitch but, I act accordingly to how you deserve to be treated.

I am sure many of you can relate to me and this post. Right, bitches?